Friday, July 01, 2005

Signboard Funnnnnnnn

I use my vivacious imagination and try to picture myself in 10 years time, when I'm 27 years old, holding onto a stable job. I see a bachelor, earning a pathetic $2,000 odd salary, with an annual bonus of probably 2 months or so. And then I start ransacking my ever-so-neat table to hunt for my calculator, and when I finally find it I start finding out the answer of 2,000 divided by 30, and WTF! I only earn $66.67 a day!!!

That means, even I pub every evening, and spend like say, $30 each session, I would be left with. Wait, let me calculate again.

30x30=900
2000-900=1100

Holy crap I'm only left with $1,100, and I need to hire a maid! That would mean $450 less!!! That would mean I'm left with, wait, let me calculate.

1100-450=650

$650 fucking dollars. And I need to give my parents like $200 each. That means I'm left with, wait, let me calculate.

650-400=250

Fucking hell, $250.

And I've not included meals, and all the misc. stuff. I'm so screwed man, so screwed.

How to get married, you say lah.
How to buy car, you say lah.
How to get a flat of my own, you say lah.

Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Anyhow

Check out the Signboard I just made! Damn cool right!


Click here to make your own.

posted@11:02 AM

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